Mom Enables Teen to Threaten Santa
Give me Bieber or I’ll kill Santa,’ girl says RHEANA MURRAY Friday, December 16, 2011 A teenage girl with a Christmas wish list that was far naughtier than nice demanded St. Nick give her Justin Bieber as a present — or else. Mekeeda Austin, 13 of Brickhill, Bedford, in the United Kingdom, warned Santa Claus that she would kill him if he didn’t deliver the tween dream to her on Christmas Day. Mekeeda rattled off a list of presents she wants, also including a Blackberry, high-top Converse sneakers and fellow pop star Austin Mahone, ending her note with: “Remember, two of...
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Many people call them pre-humans because they are in that state of mind in between high School influence and the ropes of their friends tied to the grades before them…middleschoolers. Whatta’ ya’ gonna’ do? We held a small group meeting last night at a local pizza joint with some kids who were funny just to hear them attempt to communicate with one another. I am unsure if they understand precisely what it takes to fill an enitre sentance becuase they typically converse in small fragmants of thought and unless you are tuned into their channel you become more lost than a...
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I overheard my two youngest sons wrestling and play fighting in the backrgound as I brewed my next cup of espresso from HemisphereCoffeeroasters.com. They would lightly smash eachother in the arm, face, leg, whatever body part that would not cause permanant damage to the opponent. It reminded me of my younger years when I would wrestle with my younger brother, and then we would both tackle our little sister, pin her to the ground, and threaten to allow drool and spit to fall on her face as we asked who was her favorite brother…for some reason I could never stop or pull the spot back...
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One of the best side marketing schemes of the candy industry is the Cadbury Creme Egg. Although, now that I think about it, and perhaps you would agree with me, I believe that the creme egg was inspired by a higher power, however I have severe difficulty deciphering which power that would actually be…from above or down below? The creamy goodness surounded by a thin Milk chocolate shell just itching to be slowly devoured with a glass of ice cold milk standing by just in case you need a smooth chaser…it’s just what the doctor ordered, but I don’t think that he could even...
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I remember time and again as a little guy walking into my Dad’s office and seeing a mound of paperwork covering what at one time had resembled a desk of some type upon which one would conduct work, but you really couldn’t tell it was a desk. It reminded me of our excercise equipment that has now turned into furniture…you know what I’m talkin’ about! You buy it in January with every intention on using it at least three to four times a week and by February it now holds three pairs of pants, a couple shirts, and your favorite hoodie. I absolutely hate clutter. Let...
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